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r/TooAfraidToAsk – Why do men take so long to shit?

I’ll never forget one time in my late teens when I got really sick.

Like, only coming out the exit hole, but Smash mouth would be jealous of exactly how much it started coming and wouldn’t stop coming.

There was a paperback horror novel chilling in the bathroom from my brother. I wound up reading that entire book, start to finish, that day in my temporary porcelain prison.

It was actually pretty good. The Wyrm, I forget who the author is.